Super Vocabulary

English Teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is.....". Clever Student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a Vowel". English Teacher: <?>@@!#$$%&^%^???????? Explanation: "I" Sebagai "saya" tidak boleh diikuti dengan kata kerja bantu (to be) is, jadi kalimat I is a Student bukanlah susunan kalimat yang benar dalam bahasa inggris. Tapi, "I" sebagai huruf "I" boleh diikuti oleh to be is karena huruf "I" di sini memiliki posisi sebagai subjek pertama tunggal . Jadi, "I is a vowel" itu kalimat yang tidak salah. adapted from: Buku Belajar bahasa inggris dengan Humor Gokil

Teacher: "Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if i say 'I am beautiful,' which tense is it? Student: ''Obviously, it is past tense." Teacher: ??>><?>)(*(&^%$#&(* Explanation: Maksud sang guru yang sebenarnya adalah meminta para siswa menjawab pola tense apa yang digunakan dalam kalimat "I am beautiful" , ya tentu saja adalah present tense karena ada to be atau kata kerja bantu am . Namun para siswa memahami pertanyaan itu secara terlalu harfiah dengan menjawabnya sebagai past tense, yakni karena guru itu sekarang sudah tidak cantik lagi. Dulu, sewaktu muda guru itu mungkin cantik (past tense) tapi sekarang sudah tidak lagi (present tense). adapted from: Buku Belajar bahasa inggris dengan Humor Gokil

Big Liar Teacher Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves (malu dengan dirimu sendiri) ,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. Driver and Officer A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer : You were speeding. Man : No, I wasn’t. Officer : Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket ( surat tilang ). Man : But I wasn’t speeding. Officer : Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man : Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk ( tolol )? Officer : Yes, you would. Man : What if I just thought that you were? Officer : I can’t give you a ticket for what you think. Man ...

A man is talking to God. The man : “God, how long is a million years?” God : “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man : “God, how much is a million dollars?” God : “To me it’s a penny (= satu sen) .” The man : “God, may I have a penny?” God : “Wait a minute.” by: Freshteh Sadeghi Girl, like my mom Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my...